Narwhals. This is Not The Best, Not The Worst

Well... how bout them narwhals?

Narwhals are the best kinds of whales.

 

They are like unicorns of the sea.

If you don't like unicorns,

you are stupid.

Today my sister and I went dress shopping.

We found a few that we reeeeaaaallly like,

but we're going back later to get my mom's opinion.

funnn stuff!

See, I haven't been asked to homecoming,

but i'm totally going anyway!

This is my Junior year

and fun is to be had.

It was my sister-in-law

Mary's

birthday today

Jack and I were supposed to give her presents

and get treats with her,

but

unfortunately

stuff came up

so it was a

no

go.

Lame

Tomorrow

is going to be so tiring.

As I write this evening,

I can feel myself growing weaker.

I'm so unexcited and bored.

Do you know what this means??

TIME TO GO MEMORIZE A POEM FOR ENGLISH!

specifically,

Ulysses

by 

Alfred Lord Tennyson

aka the poem about

The Odyssey.

Maybe my teacher will be impressed??

Toodle Ewww!